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All the Pretty Little Liars

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“Emily, can’t you see? These outfits ARE practical. We can wear them again when we get married!”

It’s tonight! It’s tonight! The Pretty Little Liars Christmas special is tonight!

Excuse me while I take a moment to collect my thoughts…

PLL specials — which have traditionally aired at Halloween — can be a strange combination of heightened action and disappointing interludes. Like the murder train where the girls spent like five or six whole minutes of airtime fangirling out to Adam Lambert, and we were all bored (we were all bored, right?) and then suddenly Aria was stuck in a box with a corpse and we were terrified, and meanwhile Paige was Marlene Dietrich and we were all looking up how old Lindsay Shaw was in real life so we could be comfortable with our fantasies?

Yeah. ANYTHING can happen in a PLL special.

The episode airs tonight on ABC Family at 8/7c. While we’re waiting, here are a few things we’ve learned about the episode, from the photos that ABC Family released:

This is the year Aria will finally find out that Santa is an evil twenty-something guy and not, in fact, real
This is the year Aria will finally find out that Santa is an evil twenty-something guy and not, in fact, real
Ali's minions will all dress like if the Phantom of the Opera started a girl band
Ali’s minions will all dress like if the Phantom of the Opera started a girl band
Lindsay Shaw will continue to make us absolutely crazy
Lindsay Shaw will continue to make us absolutely crazy
Emily's eyes will achieve a whole new level of bigness, and nearly eclipse her face
In her most diabolical plan yet, A will replace Emily’s eyes with the eyes from a Kit-Cat Clock
Ali will finally go free the girl who was trapped in the mirror by the Watcher in the Woods
Ali will finally free the girl who was trapped in the mirror by the Watcher in the Woods
Everyone will finally...get religion?
Everyone will finally…get religion?
And MONA IS A FUCKING GHOST.
And MONA IS A FUCKING GHOST.


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